Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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