chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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