I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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