my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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