You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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