My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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