Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She told me I should be a condom model.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
How does one acquire holy water?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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