Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
