question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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