Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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