Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
my shit smells like andre
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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