You surviving the open bar?
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did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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