Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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