I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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