well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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