in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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