i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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