Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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