All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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