so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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