For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I pour the whiskey from now on
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