Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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