If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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