Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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