I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
You dont lie about slip and slides
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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