brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
be right there i have to get my cape
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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