singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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