we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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