absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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