walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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