He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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