i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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