bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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