Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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