if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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