we're blogging at a bar
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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