he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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