i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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