she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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