All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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