the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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