if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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