the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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