no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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