let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
