Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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