it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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