I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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