so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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