what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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