If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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