She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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