who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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