Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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